"I was feeling the possibility of a cold, a head cold, starting this morning.Because you have to be a very stupid, stupid man to shave your head when winter's coming, and I fit the necessary categories. The characteristics are mine, I'll shave my head in the arctic if necessary, just to be a nu-nu, as my mom would say. " You're a nu-nu, David. "But more likely she'd say (Dave's voice gets high)"nu-nu!" -Dave Matthews

"If I ever get to go to the moon, I'll probably just stand on the moon and go 'Hmmm, yeah...fair enough...gotta go home now.' -Noel Gallagher

"Thank you, and Stefan Lessard on the bass guitar, born and bred in France, discovered in the streets of Amsterdam." -Dave Matthews (it wasn't funny, but it mentions Stefan)

"I've only got one thing to say. 'Sausages'." -Liam Gallagher accepting a Brit Award in 1996.

"...um, ah ... I didn't take a shower today. But I haven't even gotten out of my pajamas yet, but um it's not because I just woke up, it's not that either. I just was up in DC, just screwing around but I didn't have time to wash myself before I went up there, so I'm wearing the shirt that I wore last night. So I'm a little funky, look a little disheveled," (In the perfect Monty Python voice) "but I've got a heart of gold. He smells a lot, but he's got a heart of gold." -Dave Matthews

"We're not arrogant, we just think we're the best band in the world." - Noel Gallagher

"Those plate glass windows are just saying, 'throw a chair through me' ." - Noel on chairs and windows

"Excuse me...(now in a southern hick voice) ah shouldn't a had that chicken curry tonight, shit...ahm on FIIIIIRE!" -Dave Matthews

"Americans are crazy. They have this facination with throwing their shoes on stage. I've been to a lot shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to takeoff me shoes and throw it at the lead singer." - Noel Gallagher

There is a story about the Dave Matthews Bandroadie who was just puzzled because everyone brought cheese for Dave and tried to give it to the roadie to give to Dave."What is it with you guys and cheese??"

"Let me try to do the interview... So tell me, what's life like being a transvestite?" - Noel at the MTV Music Awards preshow

"I'm ageless and he's a twat!" - Liam, on Liam and Noel (they're brothers

"So...we haven't played for a little while, so we're kind of fresh and out of the box and smell like plastic..." -Dave Matthews

"I went to Paul McCartney's daughter Stella's party and who should open the door but the man himself. He was dead cool. There were all these questions I wanted to ask him but I settled on, Do you watch Brookside?" - Noel

"Eat more vegetables." - Noel to Guigsy

"I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, it's gonna be good tonight." - Liam on the joys of touring

Guitar world: There has been much talk about the quarreling between you and yourbrother Liam. Is that hype as well?

Noel: Yeah, a little of it is true, but the rest is just NME and Melody Maker blowing it completely out of proportion. Say you worked for NME, and Liam comes over arguing about something, and I tell him to get lost - the next day, the headline would be "Liam and Noel From Oasis in Hotel Brawl." (laughs)

"We come from a part of America where we talk to pigs. You got a lot of pigs out here but in America we talk to them. We say SOOOUUUUUUEEE EEEAAA HAH AHA HA!" -Dave Matthews

"When we get time off from the band, everyone else goes on 'oliday, but I just start writing. I went away once over the summer, and our management wouldn't let me take a guitar with me - they locked 'em all up. They're afraid of me burning myself out." - Noel

Dani Behr: Do you [and Liam] still have physical fights. Noel: No. The last time was in March or May and we haven't done since because... Dani Behr: Who won? Noel: I did. He claims its because he was drunk, but I claimed I had won because I had a cricket bat in my hand.

"The Energizer bunny, he just keeps going' and going' and goin'.... one day a giant hammer is gonna fall out of the sky and knock the [crap] out of him..." -Dave

"Next year I hope to get a stalker or two because I don't belive you have arrived until you get a stalker." - Noel

"It's the cold and flu season...it's the fall,...all the colors...red, orange, yellow...but where's all the green???.. IT'S UP YOUR NOSE!!!!" -Dave

"Some funny looking hats they got in town. I gotta get me one of those funny looking cheese hats. How do you style that thing? Do you put the cheese backwards or do you wear it forward?... you can wear it any way you want. Some of you tough guys can where it sideways. Yeah I'll wear one of those hats..I'm bad." -Dave Matthews

"I went to the College Mall today.(pause) It was just like any other fucking mall.(few laughs)(longer pause) .....except it had a GAP (sarcastically)" After very few laughs, dave responds "Good thing I didn't go into comedy!" -Dave again

Q: Do you have any recurring dreams? Noel: Yeah. Just the one. Liam: (Menacingly) I take over the band.